Joan Rivers was an American comedian, actress, producer, writer and TV host of some of the widely popular shows, such as Fashion Police. She was known as someone who had no problem making jokes about various celebrities and politicians. Sadly, she's no longer with us, but even though it's been 2 years since she passed away, we still remember the funniest Joan Rivers quotes, and we are bringing them here for you to enjoy!

The Funniest Quotes By Joan Rivers

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Touché!

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This here, folks, is what I like to call common sense!

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Shame on you, Mother!

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So if you have a twin, go ahead and experiment with your looks if you want to!

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Ouch!

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That long, huh?

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Mothers can relate to this quote, don't you think?

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Well, if it works for you...

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What to do when your children don't treat you the way they should!

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Thank God they aren't visible!

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It comes in handy when you're in a hurry and have no time to change your clothes.

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Just take it easy!

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The second part of the sentence is so not what you expected, right?

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If you feel like you're getting old...well you know what to do now!

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Or seventy, eighty, ninety...

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Yup, we can relate.

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Such a reasonable death wish.

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If your kids know this, you've succeeded as a mom!

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Ugh, so unfair!

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Mourning with food is the best kind of mourning as this one from the Joan Rivers quotes collection says!

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